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Return of the Missing-Nin, Tenkage


First and Foremost, Hi Guys. Been a while. Haven’t been around here lately. Been doing hella lot of Army stuff. For example did Combatives Course level 1 and I go to Level 2 next week.

I’ve been keeping up with Naruto but haven’t had much time to devote to Shannaro and our Uprising. As such The Formal Announcement on the Assemblage of the Dark Dawn has been placed on hiatus unless one of our more enterprising members wish to persue such an endeavor. I’ll give you a muffin….
But, I lost my train of thought on Shannaro-ness Pt. 3 so its currently a lost cause. We shall, of course continue to undermine our Rivals and Dogooder Brethren from the shadows of Shannarogakure.

I’ll be reviewing some of the blogs I’ve missed but if you feel the need to mention anything specific, do so here. I’ll be going on Xmas leave in 2 weeks and training should increase (mostly small arms ranges) but I’ll do my best to include Shannaro in my activities. Promise.

<Sparkling Nice Guy Pose>… scratch that.

<Sinister Bad Guy Pose> much better. Umm, don’t want to drown you all out with military drama so…

Anyone Miss me?
the Missing Nin, Tenkage~the AntiBob (Still kidding, Bob-sama… for now)

Shannaro-ness Pt. II: You have no Name

Post Author: Tenkage

Well done, ninjas. The Dark Shannaro once again reminds you that ninja hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.

Alright, the Gempekku was a bust mainly because its hard to give a test without anyone cheating on the blog. But figuring out the pass word was part of the test so… yeah… Ok, first order of Business. Post thy names. I am Yoshizawa Taiki (Lucky Swamp & Large Radiance). Now that thats that, to the Real reason we are all gathered here.


cakeUh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back for the next blog.

Okay, moving along.
The Dark Shannaro.


Those are the choices. Choose wisely.
Now is the time to Declare your Allegience to the Dark Shannaro. There will be one more test. The Dark Shannaro promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Dark Shannaro promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it. For those who join, we have cake and women. (for women see below). We have many wonderful programs for the intrepid evil-doer and antihero.

cake is a lie

For other Funnies/Cool Stuff:

ichigo vs narutoOrochi-lol

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Dark Shannaro self esteem fund for girls? It’s true!

naughty sakuradark sakura

Not helping your recruitment?

dark hinatableached naruto

Darkness has never looked so good. Its not really evil. Thats just a matter of perspective. Have I ever lied to you? I mean, in this blog? Trust me, join the Dark Shannaro. Take a look in the mirror, search for your inner darkness and set it free… you’ll like it.

dark mirror


hoolow ichigogaara mibnaruhina shadow

I’d just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend. Of course, he couldn’t come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn’t come either because you don’t have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. ‘Shall not be mourned.’ That’s exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that’s funny, too.

If you want to be considered for DS Recruitment say so in your first post along with your Japanese name from the first blog.
~Tenkage, the DS AntiBob~

PS- I’ll show you kakashi without his mask if you show up to the next blog. It will be password protected, all lowercase and for the hint, remember the cake.


Alrighty then. Greetings fellow Narutards and/or Sasutards. Due in part to the high Quality Blog posts lately have spurred me on to post my own. (Prays this doesn’t flop). Ahemm.

Dark Gaara goth-sasuke

First- Dark Shannaro.
~With the rise of Akatsuki in our ranks, and Bob-sama’s highly tantalizing Team Hawk recruit drive joke… it has been brought to my attention we have within Shannaro, Ninjas with Dark Talent. So, depending on response and/or interest, we have the beginnings of a Shannaro Faction War (I use the term loosely and competitively). We will be the Ne(root) to Shannarogakure no Sato’s Anbu.

darkened naruto

~For those who may show interest in this Dark Faction, we will have a Gempukku Ceremony. I doubt many of you may know what this is, so I shall enlighten you. (no, this doesn’t involve sticking a fork in a power outlet…). The Gempukku Ceremony is from Legend of the Five Rings (L5R), it is the ceremony by which the samurai caste enters adulthood. Essentially the noble’s naming ceremony. It is also very similar to becoming a Genin or Chunin. It marks the end of one life and the beginning of a new one. The Samurai must complete the trials set forth by his sensei. If he succeeds, he may declare his new name. If he fails, he may be given a second chance if his sensei deems he has potential. Otherwise he faces banishment or death. When choosing a name, keep it secret until your Gempukku so no other may take it. For those of you who would like a more original and authentic name…
And remember, do not choose a famous name. Choose your name and then make it famous. (just a guideline). For our members from asian countries or descent, feel free to have fun.
For more info on Gempukku: http://l5r.wikia.com/wiki/Gempukku

dark kyuubi

Thirdly-the Dark Team Name
~If we do this, what will we be called? We can not be Team Hawk, as appealing as that may be. Nor Akatsuki. Will we be Root? or someother name… I’m thinking Team (insert animal name here). Animal includes any non-human, non-plant based living organism.
Possible Names:
Team Spider
Team Nanashi (Nameless ie the Nameless)
Team Scourge

Akatsuki Naruto and Konan

Lastly-Still Pondering…
~More to Follow.

With My Own Keyboard,
Tenkage (Heaven’s Shadow), the AntiBob (^/_\^) …jk, Bob-sama…maybe.

P.S.-If interest is substantial enough to warrant, there will be a Gempukku blog. I plan to have it password protected and the password shall be found on this page. Part of your Gempukku trials will be to discover the password. Gempukku will be open to all who wish to participate, not just the Dark Shannaro. (there will be cake for the Dark Shannaro members, though).

P.S.S. The real Reasons Itachi left Konoha.


P.S.S.S. More Funnies

sasuke milk missin-nin
Be Excellent to Each Other, and Party On, Dudes!

(Note to readers, suggestions are welcomed.)