Post Author: Tenkage
Well done, ninjas. The Dark Shannaro once again reminds you that ninja hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
Alright, the Gempekku was a bust mainly because its hard to give a test without anyone cheating on the blog. But figuring out the pass word was part of the test so… yeah… Ok, first order of Business. Post thy names. I am Yoshizawa Taiki (Lucky Swamp & Large Radiance). Now that thats that, to the Real reason we are all gathered here.
Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back for the next blog.
Okay, moving along.
The Dark Shannaro.
Those are the choices. Choose wisely.
Now is the time to Declare your Allegience to the Dark Shannaro. There will be one more test. The Dark Shannaro promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Dark Shannaro promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it. For those who join, we have cake and women. (for women see below). We have many wonderful programs for the intrepid evil-doer and antihero.
For other Funnies/Cool Stuff:
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Dark Shannaro self esteem fund for girls? It’s true!
Not helping your recruitment?
Darkness has never looked so good. Its not really evil. Thats just a matter of perspective. Have I ever lied to you? I mean, in this blog? Trust me, join the Dark Shannaro. Take a look in the mirror, search for your inner darkness and set it free… you’ll like it.
I’d just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend. Of course, he couldn’t come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn’t come either because you don’t have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. ‘Shall not be mourned.’ That’s exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that’s funny, too.
If you want to be considered for DS Recruitment say so in your first post along with your Japanese name from the first blog.
~Tenkage, the DS AntiBob~
PS- I’ll show you kakashi without his mask if you show up to the next blog. It will be password protected, all lowercase and for the hint, remember the cake.
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