Naruto Christmas Jingles

As promised, here’s the list of Naruto Christmas Jingles which the staff at Shannaro!!!  have come up with. It’s a bit hard to get into the mood without hearing the music first, so I recommend watching the videos a bit and then looking at the lyrics.
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“Kakashi’s Bells” by white shinobi, NTG, ssj sasuke:

Dashing through the forest
On a chakra powered sleigh,
Over the trees we go,
Looking all the way;
Bells on his pants ring,
making team 7 bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight, O

kakashi’s bells, kakashi’s bells,
gotta get them fast!
O what fun it is to ride
In a chakra powered sleigh (repeat)

A day or two ago,
I thought I’d take a ride,
And soon sasuke’s bride
Was seated by my side;
The bells were lean and lank;
Miss fortune seemed their lot;
They got into a perverted book,
And we, we got tied up. O

Kakashi’s Bells, Kakashi’s Bells,
gotta get them fast!
o What fun it is to ride
In a chakra powered sleigh. (repeat)

A day or two ago,
the story I must tell
I went out to the bell
And on my back I fell;
Kakashi was riding by
In a chakra powered sleigh,
Kakashi laughed as there
I sprawling lie,
But quickly drove away, O

Kakashi’s Bells, Kakashi’s Bells,
Gotta get them fast!
o What fun it is to ride
In a chakra powered sleigh. (repeat)

Now the ground is white
Go bells while you’re young,
Take the bells tonight
And sing this sleighing song;
Just get kakashi’s bell
two-forty is his speed
Hitch him take a fake bell
And crack! you’ll get blown up, O

Kakashi’s Bells, Kakashi’s Bells,
gotta get them fast!
o What fun it is to ride
In a chakra powered sleigh.
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“Kiba Smells” by mart1
Jingle bells Batman Smells:
Jingle bells Kiba smells
Madara laid an egg
The Pervy sage coped a fell
and Hinata did Ballett

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“Silent Ninja Night” by white shinobi *(this one’s a bit… dark, lol, -Bob)

Silent Night Holy Night
All is calm All have died
Round and Round Shuriken Spinned
Even Children got Killed
Rest in Heavenly Peace
Rest in Heavenly Peace

Silent Night Holy Night
No one survived the Fight
Glourious men, Died in the war
Heaven exist, but not in war
Ninja have no future anymore
Ninja have no future anymore

Silent Night Holy Night
The new generation, is our Hope
But radiation, kills most of them
We Ninja’s, need a new team
God give us hope at birth
God give us hope at birth

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“Little Ninja Boy” by ssj sasuke

Little Ninja Boy:

Come close and hold me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Battle approaches me
Pa rum pum pum pum

The drums of war will sing
Pa rum pum pum pum
Test all my training
Pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum

Though still just a kid
Par rum pum pum pum
I’m ready to go

Will you pray for me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Because my future’s blurry
Pa rum pum pum pum
Ready kunais and knife
Pa rum pum pum pum
Fight for a better life
, Pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum

Let me fight for you
Pa rum pum pum pum
With these fists

Sensei died
Pa rum pum pum pum
My teammates cried
Pa rum pum pum pum
He may have bled for us
Pa rum pum pum pum
But his legend lives on
Pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum

Yeah my sensei lives on
Pa rum pum pum pum
With me in my song

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“Pain is taking your soul” by Kisuzachi *(another “cheerful” jingle to brighten your Christmas – Bob)

You better not play, you better start to cry
You better run away, or you’re going to die
Pain is taking your soul
Pain is taking your soul

He’ll conquer the world, and he’s not too nice
He made a plan and you’re going on ice
Pain is taking your soul
Pain is taking your soul

He sees you have a Biju, he knows when you are weak
He’s emaciated and cranky, cause he hasn’t had much to eat
You better not play, you better start to cry
You better run away, or you’re going to die
Pain is taking your soul
Pain is taking your soul

(repeat entire song)

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“The Twelve Days of Training” by ssj sasuke

On the first day of training,
my sensei tested me
by throwing me into a tree.

On the second day of training,
My sensei tested me
With two exploding kunai
And throwing me into a tree.

On the third day of training
My sensei tested me
With three hidden bells,
Two exploding kunai,
And throwing me into a tree.

On the fourth day of training,
My sensei tested me
With four hundred push-ups,
Three hidden bells,
Two exploding kunai,
And throwing me into a tree.

On the fifth day of training,
My sensei tested me
With five shadow clones,
Four hundred push-ups,
Three hidden bells,
Two exploding kunai,
And throwing me into a tree.

On the sixth day of training,
My sensei tested me
With six combo punches,
Five shadow clones,
Four hundred push-ups,
Three hidden bells,
Two exploding kunai,
And throwing me into a tree.

On the seventh day of training,
My sensei tested me
With seven B-ranked missions,
Six combo punches,
Five shadow clones,
Four hundred push ups,
Three hidden bells,
Two exploding kunai,
And throwing me into a tree.

On the eighth day of training,
My sensei tested me
With eight chakra gates,
Seven B-ranked missions,
Six combo punches,
Five shadow clones,
Four hundred push ups,
Three hidden bells,
Two exploding kunais,
And throwing me into a tree.

On the ninth day of training,
My sensei tested me
With nine summoned toads,
Eight chakra gates,
Seven B-ranked missions,
Six combo punches,
Five shadow clones,
Four hundred push-ups,
Three hidden bells,
Two exploding kunais,
And throwing me into a tree.

On the tenth day of training,
My sensei tested me
With ten laps around Konoha,
Nine summoned toads,
Eight chakra gates,
Seven B-ranked missions,
Six combo punches,
Five shadow clones,
Four hundred push-ups,
Three hidden bells,
Two exploding kunai,
And throwing me into a tree.

On the eleventh day of training,
My sensei tested me
With eleven sparring partners,
Ten laps around Konoha,
Nine summoned toads,
Eight chakra gates,
Seven B-ranked missions,
Six combo punches,
Five shadow clones,
Four hundred push-ups,
Three hidden bells,
Two exploding kunai,
And throwing me into a tree.

On the twelfth day of training,
My sensei treated me
To twelve bowls of ramen,
After eleven sparring partners,
Ten laps around Konoha,
Nine summoned toads,
Eight chakra gates,
Seven B-ranked missions,
Six combo-punches,
Five shadow clones,
Four hundred push-ups,
Three hidden bells,
Two exploding kunai,
And throwing me into a tree!

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“Kakashi bells rock” by white shinobi; the music is from Jingle bell rock.

Kakashi bell, Kakashi bell, Kakashi bell rock
Kakashi bells swing and Kakashi bells ring
Killing and blowing up gennins for fun
Now the kakashi hop has begun

Kakashi bell, Kakashi bell, Kakashi bell rock
Kakashi bells chime in Kakashi bell time
Icha Icha paradise in Kakashi Bell Square
In the frosty air.

What a bright time, it’s the right time
To take them away
Kakashi bell time is a bad time
To go gliding in a chakra powered sleigh
Giddy-up gennin horse, pick up your feet
Get them before the night
Mix and a-mingle in the gennins feet
That’s the Kakashi bell,
That’s the Kakashi bell,
That’s the Kakashi bell rock

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“Kyubi the demon fox” by Red-Gaara
~~Kyubi the demon fox~~
~~Is all alone one day~~
~~Naruto used its chakra~~
~~For Kicking Sasuke’s @#$~~
~~Kyubi the demon fox~~
~~Wants to play with Ichibi~~
~~But Madara selfish and cruel~~
~~Stole his little friend~~
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“Deck the Halls” by naruruler12
Deck the Halls with pouches of shuriken
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be training
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our flak jackets
Fa la la la la la la la la
Join the ancient animal summoning
Fa la la la la la la la la
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“Mr. Orochimaru” by Bob ( there’s six stanzas to Mr.Grinch, but I ran out of good rhymes ;p)

You’re a strange one, Orochimaru
You really are a creep,
You’re as pasty as a drywall, you keep snakes while you sleep, Orochimaru,
You’re a man even Akatsuki couldn’t keep!

You’re a monster, Orochimaru,
Your heart’s an empty hole,
Your brain is full of Sasuke, you long ago sold your soul, Orochimaru,
All the villagers shudder at your name, you know!

You’re a foul one, Orochimaru,
You steal kids with a smile,
You convince them with your guile, Orochimaru,
Little do they know you’ll steal their bodies meanwhile!
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That’s it folks! I wished we could have had morw submissions from the general community too; if you ‘d still like to add your own songs just post them here, it’s not too late — maybe help me come up with the other three stanzas to Mr. Orochimaru :p
~~ Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Shannaro!!! ~~