Chapter 662: God of Thunder 3
The pacing remains quite strange as we are suddenly back at the Askinn vs. Yoruichi battle. Even though he got knocked around he seems to be doing quite well. His body has a stunning rate of recovery.
Yoruichi herself is not doing as well.
She has been hit by some kind of nasty poisen ball. Or giftball as Ashkinn calls it. He keeps on rambling as he commends his opponent for still moving as well as she does. Her little brother is doing worse, he looks on death’s door.
then our good friend comic relief + awesome sauce shows up. The geniune troll of the Bleach universe. Urahara Kisuke-san. He immediately gets his face kicked by Yoruichi when he talks about her butt.
Ashkinn is cautious. Well aware of who this man is. Kisuke then gently taps Yoruichi’s backside which gives her strength back almost immediately. Ashkinn is shocked but then reminds himself that Urahara is one of the five of the ‘unknown variables’ that the King had listed. To no surprise Ichigo is on the list for his latent ability. Zaraki is there for his raw power. The zero squad leader is there for his wisdom. Aizen for his stupendous amount of Reiatsu. And Kisuke the ‘Unknown’.
Or as Ashkinn better says : ‘The Variable Strategist of Perpetual Adaption’
The two shinigami create some distance. Urahara suggesting she unleashes her final form. Yoruichi flat-out refuses it, quite disgusted to take that form again. Ashkin throwing an arrow their way. Easily dodged by te pair of them. Our cat-lady jumps back into the fight but quickly gets knocked down again by Ashkinn.
Then, Urahara, in the only the way he could, to every bit of her annoyance he peels away whatever he was holding back on her behalf. Unleashing the full fury of the God of Thunder.
Catwoman ain’t got nothing on this…