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SHANNARO!!! Manga Chapter XII – Fear Of Height

Previously…

Post Authors: WhiteShinobi and Chaos
SHANNARO!!! Manga Chapter XII – Fear Of Height

Warning: You may see completely illogical humor, statements that make absolutely no sense, famous humorous quotes, linkings to famous literary works and other stuff not mentioned here.
Chaos and White Shinobi can not be held responsible for your reactions after reading this blog… which we presume can have spontanious malevolent effects on you… as a need for killing the respective authors, for wasting your time…
That being said… Enjoy!

…everything is happening so fast, is the KuroGyouten so unprepared that it can be taken out by a bunch of kids ? …do they have something greater in store for the Shadow Country’s Ninja…
or maybe they have just underestimated their opponents… as corny as it sounds… only time holds the answer… or does it ?

::The scene changes to the Genkage Squad::

Grand_Hokage: Are we there yet?
Sothe: No… that’s the 7th time you’ve asked… we’ll be there sooner or later…
Grand_Hokage: So… I reckon we’re not there yet ?
Silver_Uchiha: Great… a genius…
Grand_Hokage: Why, you little!
Iruka: Shut up, you’re making me crazy !
White Shinobi: You both stop it, or i’ll break the wall and throw you out.
Grand_Hokage: Fine, ‘jeez … ‘don’t have to get all tense…

::They walk into a thick type of smoke::

Silver-Uchiha: I suspect trouble up ahead…

::A clapping sound::
...they hear a macabre voice: Hahaha…

Iruka: These guys are too predictable…
Grand Hokage trembles: Wha’… wha’ … what was …that !?
J-sama: Okay… that was scary… ::personal thoughts:: not as scary as the “Teletubbies” though… they’re pure evil I tell ya… EVIL !


Bob-sama: Wait…who ?
Chaos: Are they some sort of Ninjas?
J-sama: Uh… well… nevermind

::the macabre voice keeps laughing::

Chaos: Okay… not that I wouldn’t like to waste time… but you would really save us the effort of having to deal with you…
Voice: So… fuu… shasen…

Bob-sama: …stand on your positions…

Voice: …no Tachi…

::a kunai flies to Silver Uchiha’s head but White Shinobi pushes her out of the way::
White Shinobi: WHAT THE HELL DID I TEACH YOU KIDS !?
J-sama: Yo, chill… chill…
White Shinobi: I’M NOT YELLING !!!
Chaos: That’s my line, damnit…
J-sama: Let’s see who this “voice” is… shall we ? ::Ranpu Uwadzutsumi no Jutsu::

::The Smoke Quickly Disperses::

The smoke does fade away… but the one “hiding” behind the voice is nowhere to be seen…

Chaos: Yeah… that really cleared up things…
J-sama: Like it’s my fault he’s hiding ?

Voice: Honestly… you really think I would leave myself exposed? I’m one step in front of you…
Sothe: Shut it, Hamlet…
Voice: Nobody respects the villain anymore …
Iruka: Who’s Hamlet?
Grand_Hokage: I find this situation extremely confusing…

Bob-sama: We have to press on… who knows how much time we have left… We have to leave another team behind… so we can press on…
J-sama: This is fragmenting our initial team even more…
Bob-sama: I can’t waste time… and who knows how much time we’ll waste on this clown…
Voice: I get no respect…
J-sama: But we can waste lives… I agreed at first… but this is getting out of hand… who knows what happened to the other teams … your logic…
Bob-sama: And my logic what ? Do you think that I don’t know what’s going on… do you think I’ve lost my mind ? DO YOU !?
J-sama: I just think you should reconsider…
Bob-sama: No… the Kurogyouten are probably at the top right now… I have no more time…

*short moment of silence*

Chaos: But what if that’s what they want?
White Shinobi: Where are you getting at?
Chaos: They’ve specifically cut through our initial team… the large formation we had when we left…
Sothe: …and?
Chaos: They’ve set out different Kurogyouten members, at different places…
Sothe: The entrance to the Energy Tower… and the cliffs surrounding it’s base
White Shinobi: The large hallway on the first level…
Chaos: …The Kurogyouten is fragmenting us… united we stand strong… divided we stand weak… and they can pick us one by one…in this case three by three.

Voice: I’m sorry I am interrupting your little chat, gents … but, I have people to kill… orders to follow…

Iruka: Genkage-sama, Sensei, we’ll take care of him…
White Shinobi: I… will leave it to Genkage-sama, to take a decision…
Bob-sama: Chaos might be right… but, I have always lived in a militaristic environment… it’s not always the numbers that bring you victory…
Sothe: True, but… we are falling in a trap… and it’s even worse when you know you are, and do nothing about it…
Bob-sama: There is also the strategy of always keeping your enemies on the run.
J-sama: But these guys want us to follow them…
Bob-sama: It’s always the same… if we can match their speed… we can strike them swiftly…
Chaos: But only by stealth…
Sothe: I really don’t understand…
Chaos: It’s actually counter-attack…
J-sama: Yes, they keep running until we find a vulnerable point in their defense…
White Shinobi: Exhaustion and frustration set in… they put themselves in unfavorable situations…
Bob-sama: At the right moment we charge… but until then, we use stealth…
Sothe: But what if they let another Kurogyouten member behind… we split up again ?
Bob-sama: This time, we can’t waste either time, or any member of the squad… so we’ll have to be as stealthy as possible, and as fast as possible, so they think they’ve lost us or so…
J-sama: And then they lose in speed…
Bob-sama: And we catch them…

J-sama: But now, we can’t waste time… let’s leave Team 1 to handle this…
Chaos: We must be as fast as possible, and we’re losing time…
White Shinobi: And… we’d lose significant speed if he’s on our tails…
Bob-sama: Therefore we must leave, Team 1 can handle this…
White Shinobi: Agreed, I have faith in my team…

Voice: Honestly, all that effort…
Silver Uchiha: I agree, we can take him on…
White Shinobi: Take this scroll, Grand Hokage…
Grand Hokage: A summoning scroll ?
Iruka: A blood summoning scroll… a strong type of summon.. but you have to use it as a last resort, and offer both chakra and blood to your summon to work…

::The Genkage’s Squad takes off at a fast pace::

Voice: So… i’m left with you… it’s good that I don’t have a conscience…
Iruka: Is that so… well than… those who die, deserve to know who their killers are…
Voice: Haha… that is so true… i have no intention to tell you who I am… but it would do no harm… and it’s the honorable thing to do…
Silver Uchiha: You speak of Honor?
Voice: I am Hawk… professional assassin… I don’t need to know who you are… since it is I who’s going to do the killing!

Grand Hokage: It would be easier to fight you if you would have the courage to show yourself on the floor…
Hawk: It would… but, I have my way… Dai Kamaitachi no Jutsu !

Iruka pushes Grand Hokage out of the way, while Silver Uchiha blocks the jutsu…
Iruka: Damnit… be more careful…

Hawk: Well well, you think you’re strong, eh ?
Grand Hokage: Actually, you don’t seem that strong, either…

Hawk: This is just the top of the mountain… and there’s a long way down…
Iruka: Why don’t you bring the whole mountain then ?
Silver Uchiha: Don’t underestimate him guys… Sensei always told us to be on our toes…always!
Hawk: Let’s quit the talk…
Iruka: …and get to the action !
Hawk: Be carefull what you wish for…

:::Hawk steps out of the shadows, and charges with a kunai, but Iruka evades:::

Hawk: You’re pretty fast.
Iruka: It’s you who is slow…
Hawk: *grin* you’ve got guts, kid… I’ll give you that.

Hawk immediately appears behind Grand Hokage and hits him… but it was a Kawarimi…
Hawk: I just hate evasive techniques… Dai Kamatachi !

This time, Team 1 easily gets out of harm’s way…
Hawk: …it seems like i’ll finally be able to enjoy a fight…

Grand Hokage: Why do you think it will work a second time?
Silver Uchiha: *thinking to herself* …Something is wrong… why does he use the same jutsu… when he knows we’ll just dodge it…
Iruka: It looks like we don’t have to spill too much chakra on this guy.

Hawk: …Hmm!? You can’t hear it? Young Grasshopper?
Iruka: …!?
Hawk: Damnit… I mixed my script… I’m starring in a remake of some old show…
Grand Hokage: That’s cool… i’ve always wanted to act in a TV series… *nice guy pose* Doesn’t this look cool ?

Hawk: Well, if you wanna play in a Jackie Chan movie…
Silver Uchiha: To be or not to be… this is the question…
Iruka: I was thinking of playing in Hamlet…but it kinda messed up my schedule so…

*behind the set*

Chaos: CUT !!!
White Shinobi: What the hell are you guys doing ?
Chaos: Yeah… we’re not paying you to sit around and talk about Jackie Chan, grasshoppers or Hamlet!
Silver Uchiha: Actually… you’re not paying us at all…
Chaos: Well…you see… the contract said, “Non-Profit”

Iruka: I told you guys we should read the damn contract… but you said no, it’s a great opportunity…
Grand Hokage: I guess we rushed a little… heh…yeah…
Iruka: THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS !!!
White Shinobi: Damn it… Chaos… you should’ve shut up about the salaries…
Chaos: ‘Jeez… how’s this… If you get the chapter done… White Shinobi will treat us to Barbeque !
White Shinobi: Wait, WHAT !?
Hawk: Well, i am kinda’ hungry…
White Shinobi: Wait… i didn’t agree to…
Chaos: See, he can’t wait to treat us to BBQ!
White Shinobi: No, no i…
Chaos: Shoosh!
White Shinobi: Yeah, but…
Chaos: Shoosh!

*back on the set*

Hawk: Fuuton: Dai Kamatachi no jutsu !
Team 1 dodges it again… effortlessly…

Silver Uchiha looks at the damaged wall…

Silver Uchiha: Exactly my thoughts… he isn’t aiming for us…
Grand Hokage: What do you mean ?
Silver Uchiha: Look at the wall…

Hawk: Damn kids…
Iruka: What are you trying to do !?
Hawk: …you don’t get it !?

:::Fuuton: Dai Kamatachi no jutsu:::
*the wall scatters to pieces*

Iruka: … What are you going to do now…this just cracked a hole in the wall…
Hawk: Look how high we are… the wind blows at a greater speed, and power… at this height…I’m a Wind user mostly… I can power up my wind attacks, I can blow you out of the tower…
Grand Hokage: Damn it…
Hawk: You asked for the whole mountain? Here it is !

:::Fuuton: Kazetatsumaki:::
(END)

*notes from the authors: Phew… this was a long chapter…
-We just added some comic relief into it… every respectable series out there has one…Zep has some… so we thought of trying it ourselves… of course it kind of spaces out of the whole atmosphere, but we thought a change was needed… So we’ll ask you to vote for next installments… Comic relief (but only in some chapters)…. or without comic relief ?
We’ll read all of your comments, so please vote, and we will number the votes…
Thank you for bearing with us…

Now White Shinobi has to treat us to BBQ ! :mrgreen: *

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