Naruto’s Unseen Powers

Naruto’s Unseen Powers
Post Author: Guruku

Naruto has been under attack because he has not grown much from the 3 year arc. It is sad to see Sasuke, an emo character driven by hate, get such recognition and become so powerful, while Naruto becomes our second-class hero. I am sure that everyone is waiting for the day [...]

Animal Alikeness

Post Author: ssj sasuke

As most of you have recognized, some characters in Naruto bear a striking resemblance to animals. Probably the most obvious is Orochimaru and snakes. Each animal in the animal kingdom is stereotyped with a personality. For example, puppies are cute and innocent, while badgers are known for being cranky and solitary creatures. [...]

Akatsuki Recruit

Akatsuki Recruit (Satirical Comedy Ahead) (PART 1 OF 2)
Dual Authors: Guruku & the help of Iruka!
Akatsuki is short staffed and they want YOU! For some ridiculous reason, their members keep losing their heads, going blind, or just plain suiciding! But, the good news is that they now have openings! This is an opportunity of [...]

Narutation

Narutation
Post Author: Guruku

Orochimaru recently came out (of the closet) and extracted a huge 8 headed snake from Sasuke’s body. Orochimaru has also infected Kabuto with his DNA, and is making an impact of evil in Kabuto’s body too. Orochimaru seemed to be the spokesman for the idea of rebirth. Now, as I was pondering about [...]

Naruto Gone Hollywood (Part Deux)

Naruto Gone Hollywood (Part Pa-two-tey)
Post Author: Guruku

(COOL INTRODUCTION DELETED). From Part one… Let’s go straight into part Two!
Here goes:

The Sanin
Ryan Reynolds Jiraiya

Ryan Reynolds can easily play the Perverted Hermit. His transferable pervertedness from National Lampoons Van Wilder would be a great fit for Jiraiya. Ryan can also do major damage with his [...]